WHATTT
ASIA NEEDS TO FUCKING CHILL
YALL TOO FUTURE
My God what they said ^^
Wtt
THIS SHIT LIT THO
Where do YALL even practice this prior to the game???
Homygawd
How does…….never mind
I DID IT
We all know the meme
Well, I went digging further and found the backstory.
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It all starts in highschool (or early college)
(for time sake we’ll call blue shirt, girl 1 and the other girl, girl 2.)
Girl one begins to grow feelings for girl two.
She get jealous of the man and decides to become best friends with girl 2
soon girl two grows feeling for girl one
Soon, the time of the meme takes place
She finds out that he cheated on her by finding messages on his phone
A fight breaks out and he hits her
She divorces him after that fight
Back to girl one, She find out and comferts her
They decide to hook up and the relationship goes great
The guy finds a boyfriend
and they all work everything out!
Feel free to add anything if you like
OH MY GOSH
do you ever look at yourself on a slob day without makeup or your hair done and realise. if I lived during the medieval period i would not have gotten a significant other with this face. no one would fight for my hand or honour. the only thing that would take me is the plague
I didn’t know cheetahs meow I’ve always thought they roar my whole life has been a lie
Flip I would have so many problems because someone would have to SIT ON ME TO STOP ME FROM PETTING THEM.
i unironically really like gordon ramsay as a person like, he only gets pissed when people are being legitimately shitty or are hurting their customers and the dude’s real fuckin good with children like, you’ll never see gordon ramsay being a dick to a child doesnt matter if they give him play doh on a fuckin platter and act like its a rata god damn touille hes nice and only mean to people that are fucking shit and basically gordon ramsay being seen as an angry shitty chef whos mean for no reason is bullshit and he does shit like fight really hard against slaughtering endangered species for frivolous bullshit like shark fin soup. basically gordon ramsay is the best tv chef and if i see anyone say bobby flay is better, whoever the fuck that is, i will blow a god damn gasket thank you for reading
Being visible is the worst! Having a physical form is abominable! Public spaces are a nightmare! If you see me outside no you don’t!
What the fuck are people doing when they’re in the shower for 30 minutes
Dissociating
Having an existential crisis.
All of the above + singing.
Rehearsing for conversations I’ll never have.
imagining scenarios that will never happen
crying
water warm
feels nice
Plotting out an entire novel while all of the above
My hair is over 2 feet long it takes a WHILE
ok, but what’s the mood for the month of august?
holy shit
Me, getting my man to eat me out
no!!!!!!!! don’t do this to my post!!!!!!!
My buddy read an article about octopus intelligence. It was feeding time, and the handler dumped some shrimp into an octopus’ tank. Then he went into another room and sat at his desk.
A while later, a shrimp was tossed onto his desk.
The octopus, upon finding one bad shrimp in the lot, had grabbed it, escaped its tank, crossed the hall, and threw the expired shrimp at its caretaker. Not only does this showcase their problem-solving capabilities, but also that it could have escaped at any time. It just broke out this time to chuck an off shrimp in indignation at its handler. That’s not just intelligence, that’s a human-like reaction. Kinda make you wonder exactly how smart these guys can be…
OH MY GOD
I went to the aquarium once and we had a tour and we walked past the octopus tank and it was duct taped shut so I asked why and the guy was like. “Well, we had a problem before because these fish were disappearing randomly at night and we had no idea why. Turns out the octopus had memorised the night guards rounds and would creep out of its tank, crawl across the floor to the fish tank, have a little snack and be back in its own tank with the lid shut before the guard came back.” they are super smart
I love octopuses so, so much.
@_@
I am both delighted and FUCKING TERRIFIED.
Once I went to the aquarium where they had a baby pacific red octopus in a tank. I had gone there to work on a few real life sketches, obviously I wanted to do one of an octopus. So I kinda just kneeled in front of the tank, and started sketching. The octopus didn’t mind, he sat happily. Then, 5 minutes later, he started moving to the front of the tank, where I was. This tiny octopus faces me directly and starts posing. I don’t know how other to explain it but he started curlung his tentacles in this really graceful way then wouldn’t move for a few minutes. Then again, a new pose. That tiny cute motherfucker knew I was drawing him.
A ‘Ring of Fire’ solar eclipse is a rare phenomenon that occurs when the moon’s orbit is at its apogee: the part of its orbit farthest away from the Earth. Because the moon is so far away, it seems smaller than normal to the human eye. The result is that the moon doesn't entirely block out our view of the sun, but leaves an “annulus,” or ring of sunlight glowing around it. Hence the term “annular” eclipse rather than a “total” eclipse.
Could you imagine uneducated, without-scientist early humans seeing this shit in the sky creating a religious experience and passing down that experience to their loved ones, because I can.